Sunday, February 6, 2011

My Issues with the Kingdom Hearts Series

What bugs me in Kingdom Hearts
General
• Seriously, Sora faints and that’s it? Can’t Donald just cast Cure and bring us back? (Same goes with FFXIII)
• No (living) Chocobos. We have Moogles, A Chocobo keychain, Final Fnatsy Characters. Can’t we have a mini game involving Chocobos?
• Some of the summons don’t do all that much to help. Ex: Bambi. Let’s prance around dropping MP spheres when Sora’s Mp is full and he is down to ¼ health.
• Enough Final Fantasy VII characters already. You added more of KH II but I want to see more Final Fantasy IX characters, not just Vivi.
• I want the Final Mix Games in America.
• The ever changing game system. So far I think the command board has been the easiest to use but I would like one universal system and stick with it.
• Stop teasing us and give us Kingdom Hearts 3 already
• Can we please stop using the Ice Colossus as a boss, Bonus or otherwise?
• Yes, we get it. Maleficent is pure evil. Can we move on now?
• On that note, I am tired of fighting the Dragon as a boss as well.
• It’s not Square’s fault we aren’t getting Final Mix. It is Sony with their re-release policy. They require a certain amount of new material before a game gets a re-release. Damn You Sony.

Kingdom Hearts
• The Puppy hunt takes FOREVER. I want to know how they even got to all these different worlds, and why are they stuffed in chests?
• According to some info I read (KH Wiki so may not be reliable) you can deal friendly fire in this game? Seriously?
• It is so freaking hard to swim in Atlantica.
• Chernabog from Fantasia? You really couldn’t come up with anything better? (granted he does look awesome)
• What would happen if Selphie were to meet Squall? There is an obvious age difference. I think it would have been better if Yuffie were on the island and Selphie was the one traveling with him, less space time distortion.
• Why is Alice a Princess of Heart? That makes absolutely no sense.
• I cannot beat a single extra boss in this game. No matter what level I am at.
• What is with all the Jumbo sized bosses?
• Who is the dude in the robe and hood at the beginning?
• That is their take on what a Behemoth looks like? I like Final Fantasy Behemoths better.

Chain Of Memories & Re:
• Card system, really? I like just being able to swing my blade without having to worry about losing cards to do better moves
• On that note, It is really, really hard to get all of the cards.
• Really, you’re going to rehash the first game story and just replace heart with memory?
• There is no longer a scale to how big a boss should be compared to Sora. Look at Darkside, Sora is about a third of his size compared to originally being only as big as his hand.
• Ok, now who is the dude in the Organization XIII robe in the beginning of this one?
• Re: still barely has voices in it.
• Why does Re: still have boxy rooms? Couldn’t you make it more like the worlds in the First game since it is on PS2?
• Why can’t you edit Riku’s Deck?
• Dark mode always comes on when you don’t need it to.
• You can very easily miss everything in the 100 acre woods if you just run through.

Kingdom Hearts II
• Why are The Gullwings Chibi? Also again, what would happen if Tidus,Aaron, Yuna and/or Rikku were to meet up with each other? Why does Final Fantasy VII get the canon treatment?
• The Sephiroth battle. After I beat the game I bought a cheat disc and used it in the battle with him. At max Strenght, Health, Magic and Defence it still took me three tries to beat him.
• No more coliseum battles please.
• So if Pete was helping Maleficent, where was he in the First game?
• Stop ripping the Pooh book!
• If there are different versions of Pete and Mickey in Timeless River, Why don’t we get to meet the different versions of Donald and Goofy?
• I liked Atlantica better when it was a World and not a mini-game.
• Being a lion sucks. You lose most of your abilities. (Although Donald-Bird is funny to look at.)
• Stop Changing to Anti-Form!
• Not enough Moon Light areas sometimes in Port Royal.
• What is up with Luxord and his Gambler Nobodies?
• Roxas was underused (at least in the American version, I don’t know about the Final mix ver.)
• Chicken Little is a summon? So is Peter Pan? Plus there are only 4 summons. I have come up with some better sommons in my fan Fiction.
• Okay, who isn’t going to have a Keyblade?
• The morale system in Land of Dragons is annoying.
• Space Paranoids is a small world & the light cycle mini-game wasn’t that good compared to what Tron made it out to be.

358/2 Days
• Like with Final Fantasy III, I don’t know anyone else with game I could get together with.
• The graphics in this one really aren’t the best they could be.
• This game was suppose to come out after Birth by Sleep. We got this one first so some of the scenes in this don’t make sense till we got BbS.
• I hate the panel system since it makes a mess of my spells and abilities.
• On the note, Level Chips?
• Recolored and resized Heartless? You really couldn’t make anything better?
• Why can’t we go to the other half of Twilight Town?
• The camera is really badly controlled.

Birth By Sleep
• Mandrakes. I hate their distance attack.
• The Final Terra battle was incredibly hard.
• You are really making me use the Mage for Final Episode?
• If Squall, Cloud, Aerith, etc. are suppose to be from Radiant Garden (as they said in the First game) how come we don’t get to see them at all during this game? Every time I was here I was looking for them.
• I hate the pinball wall under Disney Town. I still haven’t gotten to that chest.
• One of the things required to get the Xehanort reports take forever. Going to the Mirage Arena and fighting to Stage 3.
• So many escort missions.

Re:coded
• Again, the camera controls are really bad
• 20 out of 30 trophies to unlock the secret movie? I liked BbS option better of playing through on Proud mode.
• Again with the level chips? Made worse by the face one trophy is to beat all the world at or below lv. 15 and you can’t remove any chips on the Stat Matrix.
• Castle Oblivion in this one kind of bothered me with the one room puzzles. Especially Hallow Bastion since I can’t beat Pete in under 30sec and get to Maleficent in under a minute.
• Stupid Eliminator in the System Sectors.
• Danger Bugs/Blox. Especially during Hallow Bastion Pt.II sub Wonderland.
• There is one System Sector in Olympus Coliseum where the last floor’s bonus requirement is “Play at Night”. Of course when I got this it was 1:00 pm so I had to shut the DS and plug it in till 8 pm to actually finish the Sector.
• There is suppose to be another sector with a requirement of “Play during the Day”
• Really? Because Sora’s Heartless was written into the Journal that is what is causing the Bugs?
• You’re not even giving me a Wooden Sword during Hallow Bastion Pt. I?
• You’re pulling the Which do you choose/Which do you give up stat set-up again?

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